I kid you not, there is a Dilbert strip that is effectively the pointy-haired boss saying "In an effort to streamline operations and cut costs, we've decided to

I kid you not, there is a Dilbert strip that is effectively the pointy-haired boss saying "In an effort to streamline operations and cut costs, we've decided to start stealing stuff". I'm paraphrasing, but it really was a one-liner like that.