Biggest weakness: I'm slow. Where do I see myself in 5 years: Not here. How many peas in pod: Don't use Quicksort (stole that answer form Obama) Why should I

Biggest weakness: I'm slow. Where do I see myself in 5 years: Not here. How many peas in pod: Don't use Quicksort (stole that answer form Obama) Why should I-- : I've traversed your red/black tree and found the jade monkey, I have proven that I'm worth more than the position pays therefore you will need to increase said position's compensation, and I'm very hungover. I did all of this while wicked hungover. Do you have a beer for me or can I leave now? I have a lot of dogs to count for my next interview.