I think Dave Barry had a joke set of predictions every year that was things like --turmoil in the MidEast --January's new movie releases disappoint --Major h

I think Dave Barry had a joke set of predictions every year that was things like --turmoil in the MidEast --January's new movie releases disappoint --Major hollywood star caught on camera eating in a restaurant --a film staring quadrupeds a hit with childrens audience --a surprise bestseller by middle aged english professor at a small liberal arts college features ruminiations on the mid-life crisis of a middle aged english professor at a small liberal arts college etc