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I think the response to that would be (based on the assumption that this safety clause is being routinely thrown around), "why do you keep dropping screws in so

• Sakos 4y ago
  Based on our non-biased investigation, our rate of screws in pizzas isn't any higher than that of our competitors. (subtext: Financial incentive) If you want less screws in pizzas, maybe you should petition your representatives in government [who we've paid off to ignore the issue] In fact, we'd support any legislative action to subsidize investment into improving the rates of screws in pizzas across the industry because we care about your well-being so much [as long as there's no oversight over how those funds are actually used, papa needs a new Ford F150]