Statistics also has formulas... This is the problem with MWI gospel, people come and say that it solves all the math but it leaves gaping holes like this. And

Statistics also has formulas... This is the problem with MWI gospel, people come and say that it solves all the math but it leaves gaping holes like this. And you didn't even solve the randomness, since as you say it is "statistical", although that is just a theory we currently have no formula for this. Calling it a wave function collapse is much more honest since it accurately describes the situation, that we have no clue at what it is, why or when it happens. All we know how to do is calculate what possibly happens when we know that a wave function collapse will happen in a certain way.