Heck, forget Facebook. Just start calling up customer service! Bonus points for hiring former arise contractors to form a call center. "good magical morning! t

Heck, forget Facebook. Just start calling up customer service! Bonus points for hiring former arise contractors to form a call center. "good magical morning! thanks for calling Disney cruises" "hi, this call is being recorded for quality assurance. am I speaking with a contractor for the arise corporation?" "wait, this call is what? that's my line. I'm not at liberty to..." "yes, we know you signed a non disclosure agreement. as a matter of fact, we all are former contractors for the 'mouse client'. we are calling to inform you of your legal rights pursuant to the binding arbitration agreement between you and the arise corporation..." a fantasy, I know, but I can't resist dreaming of such poetic justice.