That's hilarious. In this case, the "swear" uses the old-fashioned definition (to give an honest testimony/promise; as in "swear on my mother's grave") rather

That's hilarious. In this case, the "swear" uses the old-fashioned definition (to give an honest testimony/promise; as in "swear on my mother's grave") rather than rude words. If you're ever in Australia, don't forget to ask for a "Golden Gaytime". ;)