According to the FBI, Nicholas Clause aka Santa has been known to use jamming devices that cause interference when tracking his slave labor based international

According to the FBI, Nicholas Clause aka Santa has been known to use jamming devices that cause interference when tracking his slave labor based international shipping empire. He also uses numerous decoy sleighs and Santas to obfuscate his true locations as he goes around the world committing criminal trespassing on a scale never before seen in history and often is known to leave a calling card behind in the form of presents and often burgles the homes he trespasses into, with reports stating he often steals various kinds of food as some kind of sick joke. His treatment of the Reindeer endangered species has also been under review. Consider Nicholas to be extremely dangerous if you or a loved one happen to catch him inside your home this evening. Please report anything regarding this individual to tips.fbi.gov or by calling 911