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I'm confused, Norad and Google's tracker show completely different positions and even itineraries. Is Santa really twins?

by sertsa 4y ago

treebeard901 4y ago
According to the FBI, Nicholas Clause aka Santa has been known to use jamming devices that cause interference when tracking his slave labor based international shipping empire. He also uses numerous decoy sleighs and Santas to obfuscate his true locations as he goes around the world committing criminal trespassing on a scale never before seen in history and often is known to leave a calling card behind in the form of presents and often burgles the homes he trespasses into, with reports stating he often steals various kinds of food as some kind of sick joke. His treatment of the Reindeer endangered species has also been under review. Consider Nicholas to be extremely dangerous if you or a loved one happen to catch him inside your home this evening. Please report anything regarding this individual to tips.fbi.gov or by calling 911
- galangalalgol 4y ago
  Remember, santa is just a catholic saint's name plastered on wodenaz/odin doing product placement for coca-cola, a company that used to give kids cocaine and now offers something arguably more harmful. Woden isn't exactly cuddly. No one ever sees santa, but missing persons spike at the solstice. I'm not saying he takes people who spot him, I'm just saying stay in bed tonight...
aceazzameen 4y ago
I've always wondered if Google has ever tried contacting Norad to see about syncing their Santa data. Norad has been doing this longer, so it's always been a minor annoyance that Google's data has to be different.
- askiiart 4y ago
  Santa is also on flightradar24 as SANTA1 [0], and that's not synced with either! Such an annoying mild annoyance... [0] https://fr24.com/R3DN053/2ea2ef9b https://fr24.com/R3DN053/2ea2ef9b
cbhl 4y ago
The last time NORAD worked together with Google was back in 2011: https://web.archive.org./web/20120108000436/http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/story/2011-12-22/santa-tracking-norad/52166662/1 https://web.archive.org./web/20120108000436/http://www.usato... https://web.archive.org/web/20120119095752/http://www.networkworld.com/news/2011/122311-norad-ipad-254383.html?hpg1=bn https://web.archive.org/web/20120119095752/http://www.networ...

I'm confused, Norad and Google's tracker show completely different positions and even itineraries. Is Santa really twins?

by sertsa 4y ago

I'm confused, Norad and Google's tracker show completely different positions and even itineraries. Is Santa really twins?

treebeard901 4y ago

According to the FBI, Nicholas Clause aka Santa has been known to use jamming devices that cause interference when tracking his slave labor based international shipping empire. He also uses numerous decoy sleighs and Santas to obfuscate his true locations as he goes around the world committing criminal trespassing on a scale never before seen in history and often is known to leave a calling card behind in the form of presents and often burgles the homes he trespasses into, with reports stating he often steals various kinds of food as some kind of sick joke. His treatment of the Reindeer endangered species has also been under review. Consider Nicholas to be extremely dangerous if you or a loved one happen to catch him inside your home this evening. Please report anything regarding this individual to tips.fbi.gov or by calling 911

galangalalgol 4y ago
Remember, santa is just a catholic saint's name plastered on wodenaz/odin doing product placement for coca-cola, a company that used to give kids cocaine and now offers something arguably more harmful. Woden isn't exactly cuddly. No one ever sees santa, but missing persons spike at the solstice. I'm not saying he takes people who spot him, I'm just saying stay in bed tonight...

aceazzameen 4y ago

I've always wondered if Google has ever tried contacting Norad to see about syncing their Santa data. Norad has been doing this longer, so it's always been a minor annoyance that Google's data has to be different.

askiiart 4y ago
Santa is also on flightradar24 as SANTA1 [0], and that's not synced with either! Such an annoying mild annoyance... [0] https://fr24.com/R3DN053/2ea2ef9b https://fr24.com/R3DN053/2ea2ef9b

cbhl 4y ago

The last time NORAD worked together with Google was back in 2011: https://web.archive.org./web/20120108000436/http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/story/2011-12-22/santa-tracking-norad/52166662/1 https://web.archive.org./web/20120108000436/http://www.usato... https://web.archive.org/web/20120119095752/http://www.networkworld.com/news/2011/122311-norad-ipad-254383.html?hpg1=bn https://web.archive.org/web/20120119095752/http://www.networ...