I would love to be able to sue over agonizingly unfaithful adaptations. The sexy dwarf winks at the camera and turns to the elf woman:‘Aren’t you going to fris

I would love to be able to sue over agonizingly unfaithful adaptations. The sexy dwarf winks at the camera and turns to the elf woman:‘Aren’t you going to frisk me? I could have anything down my trousers…!’