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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. James Thurber

• preommr 4y ago
  A martini is what ~$15, with taxes + tip ~$20? RIP my wallet if I spent $60 on like a cup of alcohol.
  • leetcrew 4y ago
    it's about $2-3 if you make it yourself with good ingredients. you're mostly paying for the space and the attention of the bartender when you go out.
  • khazhoux 4y ago
    Drinking is expensive.
• mjklin 4y ago
  I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker
• NoNotTheDuo 4y ago
  Martinis are like boobs. One isn't enough and three is too many.
• ausbah 4y ago
  one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor