There is a textbook on bovine health and the first few lines of the preface say: "This book is not dedicated to my wife. Nor is it dedicated to one of the many

There is a textbook on bovine health and the first few lines of the preface say: "This book is not dedicated to my wife. Nor is it dedicated to one of the many colleagues who have been instrumental in bringing it into existence. Instead, it is dedicated to the foster mother of the human race... the dairy cow."