The day they get me for repairing my own car is the day they fine or jail me for distilling alcohol, burning wood in my fire pit, smoking grass, paying people u

The day they get me for repairing my own car is the day they fine or jail me for distilling alcohol, burning wood in my fire pit, smoking grass, paying people under the table, jaywalking, playing music a few decibels too loud, and all the other illegal shit I do. Laws matter only so much as they are enforced. Under the current legal system, everything might as well be illegal, therefore you might as well do all the illegal things anyway.