So I'm not supposed to call myself a man or greybeard? This is a man-in-the-middle attack on the English language, and my American identity... but oooh... that

So I'm not supposed to call myself a man or greybeard? This is a man-in-the-middle attack on the English language, and my American identity... but oooh... that's offensive too. To quote General McAuliffe's response to a German call for the surrender of the 101st Airborne troops defending Bastogne NUTS!