I'm good at #1, but I absolutely hate #2. I still can't believe anyone ever reads all that crap, and yet it exists and is apparently important. At a previous pr

I'm good at #1, but I absolutely hate #2. I still can't believe anyone ever reads all that crap, and yet it exists and is apparently important. At a previous project, our team had to go through some sort of process to become agile and devops before we were allowed to deploy to the cloud. (We had no other place to deploy so we had to, and were in fact already illegally deploying to the cloud in the namespace for another application we had that moved to the cloud just before these new rules. And we were already way more agile and devops than the organisation could handle.) The process involved filling out dozens of tables on a Confluence page. We had no idea what they meant, but fortunately people were ready to guide us through the stupid process, and most of the points were completely trivial (but a few treacherous ones were definitely not) and we just slowly muddled our way through it over a period of months.