Coming to a store near you: the new Hayabusa Ryugu beef, grass fed in fields fertilized with comet and meteor dust, providing the perfect blend of micronutrient

Coming to a store near you: the new Hayabusa Ryugu beef, grass fed in fields fertilized with comet and meteor dust, providing the perfect blend of micronutrients from the inner and outer solar system made by the finest artisans in all the Kuiper belt. Discover a new level of culinary bliss with our exotic oxygen-16 rich marbling, ultra high vacuum aged for several generations in a shower of cosmic radiation before it reaches your plate! Protected designation of origin pending Terran ascension to the Jovian Alliance. Write your representative!