> If your answer is: ok, so you just need to create an AWS account, dockerize your script, put it in a Lambda which is hooked up to RDS, trigger lambda through

> If your answer is: ok, so you just need to create an AWS account, dockerize your script, put it in a Lambda which is hooked up to RDS, trigger lambda through EventBridge and connect it to CloudWatch... then there's something wrong with you. There must be a better way to reliably run a fucking 10 line script in the cloud. I mean, you don’t have to dockerize it, and I would use S3 or Dynamo for state, but otherwise it’s a pretty simple solution and it can run entirely in the free tier on AWS. It’s way better than managing your own host, especially when you consider that you get monitoring, alerting, logging, etc for free. EventBridge is just the standard AWS thing for triggering stuff (in this case, a cron schedule)—don’t let the branding scare you.