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Good news! Your computer is ready for Windows 11! And how about a nice game of Solitude Candy Smackers (TM)? Have you tried the new Microsoft Edge web browser?

Good news! Your computer is ready for Windows 11! And how about a nice game of Solitude Candy Smackers (TM)? Have you tried the new Microsoft Edge web browser? It's not a browser, it's a WOWser!

throwaway019254 4y ago
Honestly, I'm not even sure if this is a parody or not.
- brailsafe 4y ago
  I got mid 90s (80s?) Steve Ballmer vibes
spkm 4y ago
"Got it!"
Cthulhu_ 4y ago
> It's not a browser, it's a WOWser! I just died a little inside; well done :D
- retSava 4y ago
  Actually, it's real. I started getting spam emails from some new browser vendor, a contact of mine apparently had shared their contacts with them. They used that line, "it's a WOWser". edit: Rock Melt, anno pre-2012, perhaps 2010.
zidad 4y ago
...And then let me bother you with the lated MSNBS celebrity nonsense in your start menu when you're trying to find an application
Terretta 4y ago
Narrator: It's still Chrome.