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Who needs a productivity blocker if you have Microsoft Windows?

• retSava 4y ago
  Good news! Your computer is ready for Windows 11! And how about a nice game of Solitude Candy Smackers (TM)? Have you tried the new Microsoft Edge web browser? It's not a browser, it's a WOWser!
  • throwaway019254 4y ago
    Honestly, I'm not even sure if this is a parody or not.
    • brailsafe 4y ago
      I got mid 90s (80s?) Steve Ballmer vibes
  • spkm 4y ago
    "Got it!"
  • Cthulhu_ 4y ago
    > It's not a browser, it's a WOWser! I just died a little inside; well done :D
    • retSava 4y ago
      Actually, it's real. I started getting spam emails from some new browser vendor, a contact of mine apparently had shared their contacts with them. They used that line, "it's a WOWser". edit: Rock Melt, anno pre-2012, perhaps 2010.
  • zidad 4y ago
    ...And then let me bother you with the lated MSNBS celebrity nonsense in your start menu when you're trying to find an application
  • Terretta 4y ago
    Narrator: It's still Chrome.