This is like an old joke in the USSR. If you don’t like life in USSR, KGB will be interested in you. If you love life in USSR, OBKhSS (economic crimes/anti-pro

This is like an old joke in the USSR. If you don’t like life in USSR, KGB will be interested in you. If you love life in USSR, OBKhSS (economic crimes/anti-profiteering department) will be interested in you.