absolutely NO internet in the house. NO tvs, NO computers, NO smartphones, NO video games. definitely NO virtual reality headsets. NO ai assistants. NO alexa, N

absolutely NO internet in the house. NO tvs, NO computers, NO smartphones, NO video games. definitely NO virtual reality headsets. NO ai assistants. NO alexa, NO siri, NO home assistant, NO automated thermostat NOTHING BUT PHYSICAL BOOKS, LPS, FLIP PHONES, E-INK E-READERS, AND PORN MAGAZINES!!!!