I put in "How can we become 20% more efficient", seeded a few mediocre ideas, and started hitting the AI button. This is what we've got (I'm going to get promot

I put in "How can we become 20% more efficient", seeded a few mediocre ideas, and started hitting the AI button. This is what we've got (I'm going to get promoted to Director for sure!): * Get interns to fix all the tech debt * Hire an Agile consultant * Have a big party to celebrate meeting deadlines * Fire a whole bunch of people * Write a letter to your employees to complain about how hard you work (go viral!) * Write another letter to your employees to complain about how hard you work (go viral!) * Move all the servers to the cloud * Bring all the servers to your house and connect them to a home server * Use more Microsoft products * Hold all-hands meetings to complain about how hard you work * Go golfing and then complain that you're too busy to get your work done * Outsource to India * Work through the weekend * Force everybody into the office * Ignore the problem, find a way to blame the other departments, this is the way it's always been done, it must be their fault * Put monitors on the wall to check how fast we are * Spend more on the Scrum Master * No-meetings weeks * Lead by example, work harder than your team * Work harder, longer and smarter * Take a big stack of papers home to read over the weekend * Open a free drinks bar in the office * Make a big production of telling your boss that you're too busy to work late * Re-write the backend in Ruby using Rails * Get a lucrative job offer from Google * Convince your wife to let you build a data center in the shed