> People might scoff at the petty vandalism, but how many of you over the age of 35 had a scrupulously clean adolescence? Both my parents were cops in a small

> People might scoff at the petty vandalism, but how many of you over the age of 35 had a scrupulously clean adolescence? Both my parents were cops in a small rural town, and my father was physically abusive. Damn straight I was squeaky clean. With modern technology, now every phone is both a cop and an abuse vector. Who needs dads when you've got social media?