My all-time favourite is the dishonourable mention for 2004 Children's Literature: As he entered the room within which so many a wild night of their sweltering

My all-time favourite is the dishonourable mention for 2004 Children's Literature: As he entered the room within which so many a wild night of their sweltering love affair had been spent, the White Rabbit regarded her with benevolent eyes, her posture such that he suspected something was wrong, but before he could speak Alice unburied her face from her trembling hands and between her intense sobs he made out the words, "I'm late . . . I'm late." Perfect. Simply perfect.