Perhaps my standards are just too low, but some of these are actually quite brilliant. I laughed at this one: > Realising that his symptoms indicated a virtual

Perhaps my standards are just too low, but some of these are actually quite brilliant. I laughed at this one: > Realising that his symptoms indicated a virtually undetectable, fast acting neurotoxin, CIA coroner Quinn Abner frantically wrote up the details, lay on the floor and, as a professional courtesy, did his best to draw a chalk outline of himself.