Oh you’ve been programming only for a few decades? I want to make a "kids today" joke/comment, but it's more of just the pace of trends/fads not the people per

Oh you’ve been programming only for a few decades? I want to make a "kids today" joke/comment, but it's more of just the pace of trends/fads not the people per se. I’m actually a cosmic entity that views time as an artificial construct. When you’ve been around for centuries like I have, you’ll understand that trends/fads are mere points in the time space-continuum. Don’t get bent out of shape when you see one.