I did address this objection upfront: > I'm sure there are old-hands who have deployed JVM apps at scale might be unsurprised and unimpressed, but I was surpri

I did address this objection upfront: > I'm sure there are old-hands who have deployed JVM apps at scale might be unsurprised and unimpressed, but I was surprised. I've never done anything nontrivial with the JVM, so I'm totally willing to believe I was surprised because of my JVM ignorance, but I've never had to fiddle with my language VMs. Regardless, I argue there's room for tasteful showmanship without it being clickbait.