Find developers who are scrutinizing inbound commits for free on their off time and pay them to quit their jobs so they can sleep more and scrutinize better whi

Find developers who are scrutinizing inbound commits for free on their off time and pay them to quit their jobs so they can sleep more and scrutinize better while rested. If we can find a way to make being a professional youtuber a thing, we can find a way to make being a professionally unemployed open source developer a thing.