We aren't misinterpreting your analogy. We're saying it's a terrible analogy. I'll dumb it down. We're saying that you can be be a free speech absolutist and s

We aren't misinterpreting your analogy. We're saying it's a terrible analogy. I'll dumb it down. We're saying that you can be be a free speech absolutist and still not allow others to put GPS on your car for the purpose of tracking you. We're saying that you can't be a free speech absolutist while using your power to censor public information because it reflects negatively on you.