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Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. He opened with, "I would like to start by formally stating, under oath: I fucked up." Th

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. He opened with, "I would like to start by formally stating, under oath: I fucked up." This dude's lawyers are either fucked in the head or nonexistent.

jcranmer 4y ago
At one point in the saga, he fired his lawyers because they were telling him to shut the fuck up and he didn't want to. Whatever lawyers he has now are probably still telling him to shut the fuck up, and he's completely ignoring their advice right now. Great idea, by the way, when you're facing criminal charges.
- foobarian 4y ago
  I wonder if he has some kind of personality bias stemming from being raised by a couple of lawyers. Kids often rebel against the immediate ancestor generation, could this be him lashing out at all things lawyer-like, "disrupting" it and doing things "his way?"
  - likpok 4y ago
    SBF is not the first person who thinks they are smarter than their lawyers. It even fits the pattern of "physics person dismissive of other fields" (e.g. https://xkcd.com/793/ https://xkcd.com/793/)! I dunno if we need to go too far into the particulars of his life to explain it. When Popehat was talking about the legal troubles of people in Trump's orbit this came up a lot (and a lot of those people were lawyers!).
    - lr1970 4y ago
      > "physics person dismissive of other fields" This reminds me of an old physicist-lawyer joke: A physicist goes to see a lawyer. He knows that above all the lawyer is interested in getting his money. So the physicist not wanting to be taken for a sucker walks into the room and fires right away: - Hi, how much do you charge? The lawyer fires back: - $400 for two questions. What is your second question?
batmenace 4y ago
Also, a good chunk of this is him essentially insulting one of the more respected and high-performing law firms out there. He's gonna have a fun time trying to get some other firm to help him...
- pinko 4y ago
  Do lawyers really take anything like that personally, on behalf of other lawyers? I find that hard to believe...
  - rippercushions 4y ago
    It's just business sense: if the previous guy drops the client like a hot potato, it's a pretty strong hint that they're trouble. Although in SBF's case you don't really need to rely on subtle hints to find that out.
  - mistrial9 4y ago
    lawyers in California are in a register, available to others in the profession. Over time, law practice diverges significantly, and the norms of those specialties are partly cultural and partly for saving-face or other sorts of soft-values. The truth is that half of what lawyers do involves serious-life-changing winners or losers, so there is a thick skin of indifference among many. With all that said - certain specialties of generally-rivalrous groups do keep careful track of the opposition names and faces, probably less careful track of ally names and faces. Some of those lawyers have a very, very good memory for these things. $0.02
AlexandrB 4y ago
> This dude's lawyers are either fucked in the head or nonexistent. The latter, the first batch quit already: https://futurism.com/the-byte/sam-bankman-fried-lawyers-quit-tweeting https://futurism.com/the-byte/sam-bankman-fried-lawyers-quit... Not sure who's representing him now.
bena 4y ago
He's a guy who believes he's way smarter than he actually is. He's confused luck with skill and thinks he understands things better than everyone else. He doesn't consider the bad case scenarios because in his mind, he'll have planned for them. But he is in this scenario. Which is a bad case. That he didn't plan for. That is bad because of his attitude and lack of planning. He thinks he can somehow fast-talk Congress into thinking he didn't commit a crime. He's going to go to jail thinking that the jury fucked up by finding him guilty. If they just understood, they'd realize he's better than everyone and deserves to be free and rich and to use your money.
- _5uxp 4y ago
  To a certain point, he got special treatment like almost no other in recent memory. From top people/investors too.
- CPLX 4y ago
  I think this is taking him way too seriously. He’s an active drug addict and career criminal. His ramblings about how it was someone else’s fault and he just needs someone to give him a little more money because his plans were sound make just as much sense coming from a white guy with impressive parents as they do coming from anyone else.
  - bena 4y ago
    How do you see that I'm taking him seriously? I'm basically calling him at best an average guy who believes he is brilliant because he got lucky and who now believes his own press release.
- hef19898 4y ago
  Your first two paragraphs could describe one founder I know as well... So far he and his pals only burned 800 million or so, and didn't defraud anyone as far as I can tell.
gizmo686 4y ago
Compared to some of the confessions he has made in other interviews, I don't think anything here is too bad. Regarding the "I fucked up" line, I'm not sure that is damaging at all (except possibly the tone; who knows how that will play with a jury). His lawyers may intend to argue that he was merely made mistakes, and therefore had no intent to defraud anyone.

jcranmer 4y ago

At one point in the saga, he fired his lawyers because they were telling him to shut the fuck up and he didn't want to. Whatever lawyers he has now are probably still telling him to shut the fuck up, and he's completely ignoring their advice right now. Great idea, by the way, when you're facing criminal charges.

foobarian 4y ago
I wonder if he has some kind of personality bias stemming from being raised by a couple of lawyers. Kids often rebel against the immediate ancestor generation, could this be him lashing out at all things lawyer-like, "disrupting" it and doing things "his way?"
- likpok 4y ago
  SBF is not the first person who thinks they are smarter than their lawyers. It even fits the pattern of "physics person dismissive of other fields" (e.g. https://xkcd.com/793/ https://xkcd.com/793/)! I dunno if we need to go too far into the particulars of his life to explain it. When Popehat was talking about the legal troubles of people in Trump's orbit this came up a lot (and a lot of those people were lawyers!).
  - lr1970 4y ago
    > "physics person dismissive of other fields" This reminds me of an old physicist-lawyer joke: A physicist goes to see a lawyer. He knows that above all the lawyer is interested in getting his money. So the physicist not wanting to be taken for a sucker walks into the room and fires right away: - Hi, how much do you charge? The lawyer fires back: - $400 for two questions. What is your second question?

batmenace 4y ago

Also, a good chunk of this is him essentially insulting one of the more respected and high-performing law firms out there. He's gonna have a fun time trying to get some other firm to help him...

pinko 4y ago
Do lawyers really take anything like that personally, on behalf of other lawyers? I find that hard to believe...
- rippercushions 4y ago
  It's just business sense: if the previous guy drops the client like a hot potato, it's a pretty strong hint that they're trouble. Although in SBF's case you don't really need to rely on subtle hints to find that out.
- mistrial9 4y ago
  lawyers in California are in a register, available to others in the profession. Over time, law practice diverges significantly, and the norms of those specialties are partly cultural and partly for saving-face or other sorts of soft-values. The truth is that half of what lawyers do involves serious-life-changing winners or losers, so there is a thick skin of indifference among many. With all that said - certain specialties of generally-rivalrous groups do keep careful track of the opposition names and faces, probably less careful track of ally names and faces. Some of those lawyers have a very, very good memory for these things. $0.02

AlexandrB 4y ago

> This dude's lawyers are either fucked in the head or nonexistent. The latter, the first batch quit already: https://futurism.com/the-byte/sam-bankman-fried-lawyers-quit-tweeting https://futurism.com/the-byte/sam-bankman-fried-lawyers-quit... Not sure who's representing him now.

bena 4y ago

He's a guy who believes he's way smarter than he actually is. He's confused luck with skill and thinks he understands things better than everyone else. He doesn't consider the bad case scenarios because in his mind, he'll have planned for them. But he is in this scenario. Which is a bad case. That he didn't plan for. That is bad because of his attitude and lack of planning. He thinks he can somehow fast-talk Congress into thinking he didn't commit a crime. He's going to go to jail thinking that the jury fucked up by finding him guilty. If they just understood, they'd realize he's better than everyone and deserves to be free and rich and to use your money.

_5uxp 4y ago
To a certain point, he got special treatment like almost no other in recent memory. From top people/investors too.
CPLX 4y ago
I think this is taking him way too seriously. He’s an active drug addict and career criminal. His ramblings about how it was someone else’s fault and he just needs someone to give him a little more money because his plans were sound make just as much sense coming from a white guy with impressive parents as they do coming from anyone else.
- bena 4y ago
  How do you see that I'm taking him seriously? I'm basically calling him at best an average guy who believes he is brilliant because he got lucky and who now believes his own press release.
hef19898 4y ago
Your first two paragraphs could describe one founder I know as well... So far he and his pals only burned 800 million or so, and didn't defraud anyone as far as I can tell.

gizmo686 4y ago

Compared to some of the confessions he has made in other interviews, I don't think anything here is too bad. Regarding the "I fucked up" line, I'm not sure that is damaging at all (except possibly the tone; who knows how that will play with a jury). His lawyers may intend to argue that he was merely made mistakes, and therefore had no intent to defraud anyone.