Now that joke time is over, I'll disclose that it seems to be attributed to one Robert E. D. Cattley, in here: http://www.nytimes.com/1983/12/20/science/homer

Now that joke time is over, I'll disclose that it seems to be attributed to one Robert E. D. Cattley, in here: http://www.nytimes.com/1983/12/20/science/homer-s-sea-wine-dark.html http://www.nytimes.com/1983/12/20/science/homer-s-sea-wine-d...