My office has a stash of staples thumb drives for people to use to schlep stuff around. They have the absolute worst, dog-slow controllers I've ever encountered

My office has a stash of staples thumb drives for people to use to schlep stuff around. They have the absolute worst, dog-slow controllers I've ever encountered. Or it could be an interaction with Sophos. Anyway, putting even a single file onto the drive takes a solid 45 seconds. Scanning something and saving it directly to USB at the MFC takes multiple minutes if its anything more than a few pages. The quality of these things has really gone down as they've gotten commoditized, it seems.