But how else are they going to advertise that horribly full of themselves writers with subjects as interesting as How The Silicob Valley Accepted Me As Its Chil

But how else are they going to advertise that horribly full of themselves writers with subjects as interesting as How The Silicob Valley Accepted Me As Its Child And How I Made My First Million (contents: a load of self serving crap oh and also my dad is a millionaire and used his connections for me) are now writing on Substack? It's just another Medium, except for some reason the writers there are _even more_ pompous and full of themselves.