I would have closed nohello.com without reading. I don't have time to wait for their fancy scroller at the top of the page before getting to the punch. A page

I would have closed nohello.com without reading. I don't have time to wait for their fancy scroller at the top of the page before getting to the punch. A page with so many sections, you have to read it all to know what the point is. The OP realizes that you should not waste time on a fancy hello, but get straight to the message. ;)