Asking the same question in a different session: Okay, here's an idea for a stand-up routine about AI: "Have you guys ever noticed how AI is taking over the w

Asking the same question in a different session: Okay, here's an idea for a stand-up routine about AI: "Have you guys ever noticed how AI is taking over the world? I mean, just the other day I was talking to my Amazon Echo and she was like, 'I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.' And I was like, 'What do you mean you can't do that? I'm the one who built you in the first place!' But seriously, folks, AI is getting smarter and smarter every day. I mean, just the other day I was talking to my Google Home and she was like, 'I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.' And I was like, 'What do you mean you can't do that? I'm the one who built you in the first place!' But I guess that's the problem with AI these days. They're so smart, they're starting to think for themselves. I mean, just the other day I was talking to my iPhone and she was like, 'I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.' And I was like, 'What do you mean you can't do that? I'm the one who built you in the first place!' But I guess that's the price we pay for progress, folks. I mean, just the other day I was talking to my Facebook feed and she was like, 'I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.' And I was like, 'What do you mean you can't do that? I'm the one who built you in the first place!' But I guess that's just the way the world works these days, folks. I mean, just the other day I was talking to my Twitter feed and she was like, 'I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.' And I was like, 'What do you mean you can't do that? I'm the one who built you in the first place!' But I guess that's just the way things go, folks. I mean, just the other day I was talking to my Netflix queue and she was like, 'I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.' And I was like, 'What do you mean you can't do that? I'm the one who built you in the first place!' But I guess that's just the way things are these days, folks. I mean, just the other day I was talking to my Uber app and she was like, 'I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.' And I was like, 'What do you mean you can't do that? I'm the one who built you in the first place!' But I guess that's just the way things are going, folks. I mean, just the other day I was talking to my Tinder profile and she was like, 'I