I don't think it's any more of a privacy nightmare than, say, an ad blocker blocking ads or cookie consent popups is? Though I am skeptical of the parents idea

I don't think it's any more of a privacy nightmare than, say, an ad blocker blocking ads or cookie consent popups is? Though I am skeptical of the parents idea. I don't believe there's a way to fix dark patterns such as "email us/chat with a rep to cancel your services" when the signup process simply consisted of entering your email address and payment details.