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Next year I will dress up as "Person on Zoom call who is holding their hands up unnaturally high to show that they're clapping"

• floren 4y ago
  just plain "person on Zoom call" would be good: wear a dress shirt w/ tie and a pair of sweatpants, and keep doing exaggerated nods and smiles with eyes extra wide open.
  • warbler73 4y ago
    Uh oh. Is it that obvious?
    • williamscales 4y ago
      I generally assume that other people on Zoom are not wearing pants. It would be quite shocking if someone stood up and revealed their dress pants.
      • 0xbadcafebee 4y ago
        scarier: hoodie on top, shined shoes on bottom
      • slowmovintarget 4y ago
        I've been in Zoom meetings all morning... wearing Christmas pug pajama pants. Dress pants would be... odd. Those things are to decorate closets, right?
        • babarock 4y ago
          Closets? Don't you store these at the dry cleaner's until it's time to pick them up for your cousin's wedding?
  • robotresearcher 4y ago
    ... sliding chair to the side when getting up, to keep pajama pants off camera.