The other reply by scott_w is basically my sentiment here, dev tools are tools for business, the intent is make a profit. However, and please don't read this a

The other reply by scott_w is basically my sentiment here, dev tools are tools for business, the intent is make a profit. However, and please don't read this as charity, I would be really happy to send you some of my outdated equipment. I have a Precision 5520 (Xeon E3-150M v6, 512G NVMe, 16G DDR4, ANSI Keyboard) which I bought with my own money that is collecting dust, it will fry any of those machines you mentioned. I will send it for you for no money, just shipping (from EU).