Here, let me help: 1. pg-bot technology for responding on holidays to posts about funding. The bot should have sufficient business sense for pointing young e

Here, let me help: 1. pg-bot technology for responding on holidays to posts about funding. The bot should have sufficient business sense for pointing young entrepreneurs in the right direction, but should also contain semantic sense for responding in a witty and lighthearted way... for example, in Haiku.