Same, I stopped reading at "I recently stumbled across an essay". Really, did they trip over the essay on the floor? Ludicrous, all word definitions should be f

Same, I stopped reading at "I recently stumbled across an essay". Really, did they trip over the essay on the floor? Ludicrous, all word definitions should be frozen in time to whatever they meant when I was in school, and let's get rid of all these confusing "idioms".