The author discovered non-metallic paint in pastel colors, doesn't like it, and has some really strong opinions about it and the people who do. The irony of pr

The author discovered non-metallic paint in pastel colors, doesn't like it, and has some really strong opinions about it and the people who do. The irony of presenting all this drivel on a page with a dull, pastel greenish-yellow [0] background, almost identical to the (quote) "putty-lookin' a** whips" on the pictured Volvo was surely lost on the author. The article's language serves to replace the missing intellectual value. [0] https://duckduckgo.com/?q=rgb(242%2C+242%2C+227) https://duckduckgo.com/?q=rgb(242%2C+242%2C+227)