Because Firefox constantly announces nearly pointless features it may or may not continue to support while it refuses to even acknowledge its major problems and

Because Firefox constantly announces nearly pointless features it may or may not continue to support while it refuses to even acknowledge its major problems and slowly bleeds out into irrelevance. Firefox feature announcements are like when your alcoholic husband who won't take his heart pills or get his turn signal fixed throws a catered party to show everyone his new five-iron. I badly miss smiling at that little Firefox icon my taskbar and I'm tired of being re-invited to watch the decline.