I haven't actually read the text of SOPA, but I have this amusing fantasy of Anonymous having planted a congressional staffer to do a global search-and-replace

I haven't actually read the text of SOPA, but I have this amusing fantasy of Anonymous having planted a congressional staffer to do a global search-and-replace through the entire law. Then, when it passes, the following can occur: EvilMegaCorp : Remove this rogue domain from your DNS immediately. DNS : Sorry, we're not going to do that. EvilMegaCorp : But you are legally required to, per SOPA! DNS : Actually, SOPA only requires us to de-link rouge websites. The Engrish-branded knockoff Asian cosmetics industry has really been decimated by this. EvilMegaCorp : << explodes in a fit of pique >> Sigh. A nerd can dream...