When I was in school, there was a guy with a large over-ear hearing aid in one of his ears. I asked him about it. He said he was cleaning his ear one day with

When I was in school, there was a guy with a large over-ear hearing aid in one of his ears. I asked him about it. He said he was cleaning his ear one day with a q-tip. His sister snuck up behind him with an aired up paper bag and popped it. "BOO!" He jumped and smashed the q-tip into his ear.