What a ridiculous notion! Using cookies when you want to set a cookie! Absurd! What we are trying to do is set a cookie while also proclaiming to the world that

What a ridiculous notion! Using cookies when you want to set a cookie! Absurd! What we are trying to do is set a cookie while also proclaiming to the world that we don’t use cookies. What’s the matter with that? I’m sorry, but “I want to sort of lie” is just not a very compelling reason to me. I guess I just have ridiculously high standards.