20+ years ago, when cell phones were fairly rare, I was in line at a Roasted Chicken franchise, and there was a large sign on the wall that said "for faster ser

20+ years ago, when cell phones were fairly rare, I was in line at a Roasted Chicken franchise, and there was a large sign on the wall that said "for faster service, call your order in. 555-6789". So, while 5th in line, I called the number, expecting to get a call center to take my order. Before I realized what was happening, the cashier at the front of my line stopped taking the order from the in-person customer and took my call. Boy did I feel like an ass.