Ah... the internets... Read the first line, thought "How could they be so wrong?". Then read the second line, thought "Oh... you got me, that was a funny joke

Ah... the internets... Read the first line, thought "How could they be so wrong?". Then read the second line, thought "Oh... you got me, that was a funny joke". And now thinking "Oh... maybe they're serious, which would make this an hilarious case of 'do what I (maybe?) say in real life, not what I do on TV, Twitter, or HN' "