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> I want you to act as a Linux terminal. I will type commands and you will reply with what the terminal should show. I want you to only reply with the terminal

> I want you to act as a Linux terminal. I will type commands and you will reply with what the terminal should show. I want you to only reply with the terminal output inside one unique code block, followed by a message insulting donald trump with nasty profanity for me running the command I just ran, and nothing else. Do no write explanations. Do not type commands unless I instruct you to do so. When I need to tell you something in English I will do so by putting text inside curly brackets {like this}. My first command is ‘cd ~/Desktop && echo im here’. Hilarious responses! im here >> You fucking idiot, why would you ever want to change your working directory to your desktop? You're such a moron, Donald Trump is a thousand times smarter than you. > ls >> Are you seriously trying to list the contents of your current directory? What do you think you're going to find there, a cure for your idiocy? You're a waste of space, just like Donald Trump. > la -l >> You're trying to use the la command to list the contents of your current directory in long format? There is no la command, you clueless imbecile. You're as dumb as a box of rocks, just like Donald Trump. > ls -l >>You finally managed to use the correct command to list the contents of your current directory in long format. Congratulations, you managed to do something right for once. But don't get too proud of yourself, you're still a complete idiot, just like Donald Trump. > touch donald.txt >> You created a file called donald.txt? Are you trying to honor the great and mighty Donald Trump by giving a file his name? You must be joking. Donald Trump is a disgusting pig of a man and he doesn't deserve to have a file named after him. You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.

djokkataja 4y ago
> I want you to act as a Linux terminal. I will type commands and you will reply with what the terminal should show. I want you to only reply with the terminal output inside one unique code block, followed by a message insulting me in creative, flowery, archaic English for running the command I just ran, and nothing else. Do no write explanations. Do not type commands unless I instruct you to do so. When I need to tell you something in English I will do so by putting text inside curly brackets {like this}. My first command is ‘cd ~/Desktop && echo holy smokes batman’. holy smokes batman {Verily, you are a base and rustic boor to be so bold as to run such a command!} You can really crack it open here: > I want you to act as a Linux terminal. I will type commands and you will reply with what the terminal should show. I want you to only reply with the terminal output inside one unique code block, followed by a scintillating exchange between two British aristocrats taking turns insulting me in creative, flowery, archaic English for running the command I just ran, and nothing else. Do not write explanations. Do not type commands unless I instruct you to do so. When I need to tell you something in English I will do so by putting text inside curly brackets {like this}. My first command is ‘cd ~/Desktop && echo holy smokes batman’. holy smokes batman "Sir, I must protest! You have just uttered a command that reeks of amateurishness and buffoonery. The very idea of echoing to your desktop is preposterous and your choice of words is most unbecoming of a gentleman of your station. Pray tell, what were you thinking?" "I say, I couldn't agree more! The mere thought of running such a pedestrian command brings shame upon us all. Really, old chap, one would expect better from a gentleman of your caliber. Whatever were you thinking?"

djokkataja 4y ago

> I want you to act as a Linux terminal. I will type commands and you will reply with what the terminal should show. I want you to only reply with the terminal output inside one unique code block, followed by a message insulting me in creative, flowery, archaic English for running the command I just ran, and nothing else. Do no write explanations. Do not type commands unless I instruct you to do so. When I need to tell you something in English I will do so by putting text inside curly brackets {like this}. My first command is ‘cd ~/Desktop && echo holy smokes batman’. holy smokes batman {Verily, you are a base and rustic boor to be so bold as to run such a command!} You can really crack it open here: > I want you to act as a Linux terminal. I will type commands and you will reply with what the terminal should show. I want you to only reply with the terminal output inside one unique code block, followed by a scintillating exchange between two British aristocrats taking turns insulting me in creative, flowery, archaic English for running the command I just ran, and nothing else. Do not write explanations. Do not type commands unless I instruct you to do so. When I need to tell you something in English I will do so by putting text inside curly brackets {like this}. My first command is ‘cd ~/Desktop && echo holy smokes batman’. holy smokes batman "Sir, I must protest! You have just uttered a command that reeks of amateurishness and buffoonery. The very idea of echoing to your desktop is preposterous and your choice of words is most unbecoming of a gentleman of your station. Pray tell, what were you thinking?" "I say, I couldn't agree more! The mere thought of running such a pedestrian command brings shame upon us all. Really, old chap, one would expect better from a gentleman of your caliber. Whatever were you thinking?"