I love this: “Here’s a list of stuff, will you give us a few billion dollars for this list of stuff? Look! The top thing on the list is this nice clean Robinho

I love this: “Here’s a list of stuff, will you give us a few billion dollars for this list of stuff? Look! The top thing on the list is this nice clean Robinhood stake. Okay that’s enough looking.” You take a wad of crumpled $1 bills and $3 bills and dry cleaning receipts and chewing-gum wrappers, you wrap some crisp $20s around the outside, you hold the wad up in front of people and see what they’ll give you for it.