I clicked on the Parody Hacker News link which took me to https://news.ycombinator.com/IHopeMyMaxVisitHasntBeenHit https://news.ycombinator.com/IHopeMyMaxVisitH

I clicked on the Parody Hacker News link which took me to https://news.ycombinator.com/IHopeMyMaxVisitHasntBeenHit https://news.ycombinator.com/IHopeMyMaxVisitHasntBeenHit and got the response "Unknown" and now I'm struggling to convince myself that I exist...